I wish I had a clitoris. Why didn't I get one? I'm pissed!
I would be able to have multiples without assist, sucking pleasure in with a hisssssssss
On second thought, I just want multiple orgasms,
With included full body spasms like mini cataclysms
I watch girls in pornos moan low and scream high just for show
The high-pitched squeak breathing and there she goes!
Cumming and cumming like I flow and flow
But, instead, I'd rather have multiple "O"'s
Wait! no, I'd rather be able to stay hard all day
I'd attach a food tray and dance around like Kid n' Play
Yeah! To be hard all day .... who could nay say
My way of expressing my want to play?
On fourth thought, I'd rather be a woman, a Riot Grrl
I'd like to give that a whirl, using my pussy power to rule the world
Yeah! "Fuck men!" I'd scream from beneath my freshly permed curls
No necklace of mine would have pearls, I'd only wear out other girls
With my tongue, all of them young, that remind me, "Fuck Jung!"
I would only quote Maia Angelou, diss men with my sneering crew
My humor would be bitter and blue, "Hey man, fuck you too!"
Yeah! A Riot Grrl, I'd be pretty and pissed
And I'd get what I always wanted, a clitoris!

-David "Dingo" Bleecher